In the midst of all the financial chaos in our country, the government seems to want to start handing out entitlements and bailouts to everyone. If your like me, you might be thinking, where is my hook up? Just because I may not be in the market for a new fuel efficient vehicle doesn't mean I shouldn't get some Obama love. There are lots of struggling sectors in our economy besides the auto industry after all. Here's how the government should spend its next couple billion dollars that it doesn't have.
1. bankroll for buckle----Americans should be able to take their mom jeans and Lee's from the 80's, as well as their old tattered shirts and get a new pair of True Religions and a seven diamonds shirt on Uncle Sam. Judging by the MLB all-star game, the president himself could benefit from this.
2. Treasure for televisions----Why should I have to watch tv on a 25 inch console when other americans have sixty inch plasmas? What's patriotic about that? There is nothing more american than football and how can I respect my country when I have a dinky tv? It's about time Congress gets on the ball here.
3. funds for food---I may be on a budget, but I'm tired of packing a lunch. The government needs to start handing out some gift cards so that I can eat out at nicer places. Why should I have to eat at arby's when others get to fine dine? That ain't American!!
I hope you guys can feel my pain here, and I'm so relieved that my government is concentrating more on making sure cars get 50 miles to the gallon, and not wasting their time on things like protecting us from terrorists and other countries.
Now that I've completely inspired myself, I'm going to Listen to Lee greenwood, Peace out.
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